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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a dirty joke? Pigs in the mud."
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"An email from my parents: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama's a Muslim"
"I know a great knock knock joke. You start."
"Q: What did the potato ask the cow? A: Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."
"A Jewish son asks his dad for five dollars... The dad replies, ""Four dollars?! What do you need three dollars for?!"""
"Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you last month? Me: The package said ""Take on an empty stomach"" so, not yet."
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"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large."
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"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged."