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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who repeated a joke on /r/jokes? He insisted it wasn't a riposte."
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"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. ~What is your sin, child? My husband and I are arguing ~That's very common. ...about my boyfriend."
"Congress is like autocorrect It causes more problems then fixing them."
"This is my stepladder... I never knew my real ladder."
"A three legged dog walks into a bar.... And says, ""I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"""
"I used to think I was a man of vision. Now i'm pretty sure they're hallucinations."