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Joke of the Day

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. ~What is your sin, child? My husband and I are arguing ~That's very common. ...about my boyfriend."

"M.Night Shamaylan Joke When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you ""so how good was the movie?"" When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks "" So how bad was the plot twist?"""

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meow-tain"

"Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute? Stop me if you've heard this one"

"LPT: Don't let a doctor examine you without clothes on Make him put his clothes on"

"A mahogany boob... Would be pretty useless, wooden tit?"

"I knocked on my neighbour's door. I said, ""Can you keep it down a bit please?"" ""Why?"" he asked. I said, ""I just feel a bit uncomfortable talking to you when you are erect."""

"I failed my biology test today A question asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the right answer"

"My son decided to help me clean the car today. After ten minutes of watching him, I told him to use some elbow grease. Two hours later, the idiot came back and told me that he couldn't find it."

"""WE AREN'T SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I."" -- bad guys reaching for a weapon at the end of the movie"