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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica? Pokemon"
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"What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common? They're both Catholics."
"My husband got a new router and the wifi has been off for 5 whole minutes guess I'll go churn butter or something."
"Drinking on Tuesday because I'm consistent."
"I'm really worried about this Harry Potter kid. Seems like he's definitely gonna die."
"""WHY YES I'D LOVE TO BE A THOUSAND POUNDS"" my brain when i see a box of donuts"
"Last night my Professor told me to read Bartleby the Scrivner... I would prefer not to."
"I learned how to yodel -Knock knock. --Who's there? -Yoda lady. --Yoda lady who? -Good job yodeling!"
"Fun facts about Germany No fun in Germany, go back to work!"
"GOOD COP: He won't talk except in sign language BAD COP: I just cut off his left hand BAD PUN COP: He still has the right to remain silent"