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Joke of the Day
"Congress is like autocorrect It causes more problems then fixing them."
Next Joke
"just said ""Deep Homo"" by accident instead of ""Home Depot"" & am tryingnto laugh it off oops they're watching me tweet now gotta go"
"Cheating is one of the worst things a person can do. But that is not the worst part. The worst part is that I just found out all my current partners are doing it!"
"I used to have sex daily... Then Reddit taught me it was just dyslexia... Edit: Holy donkey balls this blew up during my daily 8 hour nap. Thanks everyone for making my New Years.."
"A bear walks up to a rabbit and asks ""Do you have a problem with shit getting stuck in your fur?"" Asks BEAR. The rabbit looked taken back, ""Uhh, No"" So the bear wiped his ass on the rabbit."
"why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away."
"Gotta hand it to midgets sometimes. You know, cause they can't reach and all."
"I get my women how I get my coffee Bitter, overpriced, and disappointing."
"I was raised as an only child... My siblings took it pretty hard."
"What is the opposite of progress? Congress"