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Joke of the Day

"Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night... Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots..."

"What's green and flies over Poland? Snotzis."

"I love cliffhangers ..."

"I told my wife I am sending her a dick pic... She said "" I don't want your junk mail!"""

"How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend? Explaining his wife."

"Q: What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing? A: Marching banned."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"I don't think Muslims go far enough in killing people who draw images of the prophet Mohammed. I think they should kill people who are named after him as well."

"I can wake up at random intervals, crying and hungry too, so fuck you babies."

"What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde? They'll never be royals"