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Joke of the Day
"gOOD JOKE Bug run up tree into butthole."
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"Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!! What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MUM!!"
"who was the spiciest man to hit a homer in baseball sammy salsa"
"Because you can't hang up in person. Duct tape,"
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?"
"*hot girl puts a cherry stem in her mouth* *twists it around with her tongue* *pulls it out* *it spells ""I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND""*"
"I once auditioned for ""Man Laying Fertilizer"" in a commercial, and afterward, they asked me to do it again but to keep in mind hes straight."
"A T-Rex and a Dude walk into a bar.... Dude says ""Hey T-Rex, ya got the first round?"" T-Rex says ""Sorry dude, I'm short handed"""
"A nurse takes a rectal thermometer from her jacket pocket ""Great. Some arsehole's got my pen"""