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Joke of the Day
"I used to think I was a man of vision. Now i'm pretty sure they're hallucinations."
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"What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence? Udder destruction"
"A guy walks into a bar.... he gets a concussion and dies soon after in the hospital."
"I went for a job interview. The bloke asked, ""Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?"" ""Same as now - in photos and mirrors,"" I replied"
"I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them. They seemed to either love them or hate them."
"Pretty awesome that we have a black President. Maybe one day we'll even have a President named Sean."
"What blood type are most grammar Nazis have? A Type O"
"Apparently my friends think I'm paranoid. I fucking knew it."
"So I just flashed my hard drive. Though why showing my computer my schlong is meant to speed it up I'll never know."
"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."