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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear David Copperfield got AIDs? He did Magic."
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"Did you hear about the clown who had Ebola? His poop tasted funny"
"There are only 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"(First Day as Mailman) ME: *wearing a suit made out of stapled together pieces of mail* Sup? BOSS: You're supposed to deliver those. ME: No."
"Sorry I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the accountability meeting, but you said ""easy come, easy go"" so I just ran with it.."
"If the pensieve from Harry Potter could think... It would be thoughtful."
"Beach people are fickle. One minute you're the loser with a bucket of cold fries and the next they're terrified of the Lord of Seagulls."
"If you want to become a beatboxing champion, try zipping up a tight dress."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... Such a big word for a six year old."
"Wanna freak people out? Lick your fingertips when you finish pumping gas."