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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts? Because they all had a tare ^^^I'llseemyselfout"

"Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers"

"Where do cows go for fun? To the moo-vies!"

"Cheating is one of the worst things a person can do. But that is not the worst part. The worst part is that I just found out all my current partners are doing it!"

"There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face."

"I was wondering how the truck was getting so big... Then it hit me."

"""It got weird, didn't it? "" *Leaves on a pogo stick.*"

"Why do Dale Earnhardt Sr fans hate Trump? Because Trump wants to build a wall... and a wall killed Dale Earnhardt."

"I'm here to make a donation. Nun: Blessings, the orphans could use... *Shoving my kid at her- A brother? I'd like a receipt. For my taxes."

"Sweden runs out of trash to recycle... ... Where's PewDiePie when you need him."