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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering how the truck was getting so big... Then it hit me."
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"I broke up with my Gym.... We were just not working out."
"Was feeling particularly adventorous today.so decided to jump off a moving train.now hav to buy my nephew a new train set"
"What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain? Pound Town"
"A guy walks into a bar holding a pair of jumper cables He says, ""Hey bartender, can I get a drink over here?"" The bartender says, ""Alright, but don't go trying to start anything in here"""
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-tssss."
"What has 5 eyes? invisibility"
"My wife was vehemently prolife. Until she heard the news that my girlfriend is pregnant."
"My sister thinks macadamia nuts is an STD."
"How does a Trumpie become a smooth talker? Takes a laxative."