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Joke of the Day

"I was wondering how the truck was getting so big... Then it hit me."

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"What would ISIS be if George Bush was still president? WASWAS"
"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"
"What's an activity 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"
"Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go."
"They say money doesn't grow on trees But my cousin planted a few bushes with a funny smell in his wardrobe and is now making 4k a week"
"""I like big butts and I can not lie"" - Some homeless guy sifting through an ashtray."
"Did you know you can see through Caitlyn Jenner? She is trans-parent."
"""I am as misquoted as Marilyn Monroe."" - Abe Lincoln"
"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"