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Joke of the Day
"There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face."
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"Abdul the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7pm. On the dot......"
"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."
"""Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of cocaine."" ""10 kilograms you say?"" ""Yeah, 5 kilograms"""
"Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards."
"What has holes in it, and travels down an alley? Batman: my parents?? Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!"
"Being with you is like listening to golf on the radio."
"How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family"
"Female praying mantises bite the heads off males while mating, so if your mantis boyfriend shows up without a head, he was cheating on you."
"OMFG there is a horse in the corridor! Then my wife must still be in the manege."