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Joke of the Day

"If NASA are ever going to send someone to mars to collect water samples, They're going to have to planet very carefully!"

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"""She loves me not..."" : Picks last petal : ""She LOVES ME!"" Flower: ""...NOT! LOL nerd"" : Whips out hidden petal shaped like middle finger :"
"What did the potato chip say to the battery? I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready."