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Joke of the Day
"If Monday had a face, I'd punch it."
Next Joke
"One day, someone is going to hold you so tight, that all of your broken pieces fit back together."
"Did you hear about the drunken idiot who flew into a black hole? I don't think he understood the gravity of his situation."
"Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase."
"God said, ""Peter, come forth..."" But he came fifth and got a toaster instead."
"Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus? Because there is no driver up there."
"What do you call an Israeli rooster? A koke."
"There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard"
"2 cars had a head-on collision in Mexico today.. 34 people died."
"i don't think i'll ever get the recognition i deserve for being the world's biggest pessimistic narcissist"