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Joke of the Day
"The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have."
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"You've killed dozens and robbed hundreds of people using your hammer. What can you say in your defense? – Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!"
"Me:I think I just saw the main guy from Transformers you know, ol' what's his name Friend: Shia Lebouff Me: Yeah, the one whose a truck"
"If men have man caves, why dont women have woman caves? They do, we just universally named it the kitchen many years ago."
"How come Rhonda Rousey had a hard time making friends when she was younger? Because she was Holm schooled."
"I had a masturbation addiction. I beat it."
"[petting friend's new guidedog] so how did you get here? ""he brought me"" wow [later in bed w/ wife] did you know dave's dog can drive a car?"
"What's a pirate's favorite explosive? M80"
"Why were the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni but got plain."
"I just figured about why dogs are so bad at math Because when we answer a question we have to pause, but when they answer a question they have four paws."