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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road to say hello from the other side"
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"I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people."
"A man goes to the doctor and says; Patient: wow, this has to be the smallest doctor's office in the world. Doctor: Get the f*** out of here! I'm taking a shit!"
"A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."""
"Why doesn't the melon get married? Because it cantaloupe."
"Kermit and Miss Piggy are in bed and Miss Piggy says ""Kermit what are you going to do to my asshole tonight"" Kermit replied ""Rippit""."
"If you play jazz backwards, you get slightly better jazz."
"What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band? Cold Flay"
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"Me: I think this diet is gonna work. Cheese: No."