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Joke of the Day

"A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."""

"What did the French biologist say to visitors entering the corn maze Enjoy Zea maize!"

"Wow she actually noticed me! Time to pick a different tree."

"How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."

"What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!"

"The sub became horrible since it became default...anyone know of a better jokes sub similar to how this sub was pre-default?"

"I feed my cat lemons. He's a real sour puss."

"Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him."

"Let me tell you the funniest joke I know... Hold on for update, I'm on mobile. edit: forgot the joke"

"The drunker I get, the more dance moves I know."