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Joke of the Day

"What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band? Cold Flay"

"I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket ""Hey son, how far do you think I can kick this thing?"""

"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can just drop her off anywhere."

"What's the main cause for pedophilia? sexy children"

"On my birthday my wife suggested I have a threesome... My wife suggested for my birthday I have a threesome. I replied ""Do I get to pick both girls?"" And then the fight started..."

"My wife said she wanted to have a space of her own in the house... I said, ""Of course, honey. Whatever makes you happy. From now on I'm not going to set foot in the kitchen."""

"The only thing more annoying than Libertarians are the people who complain about Libertarians"

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you wagging its tail, you're in love with a dog & it probably just had to shit."

"With Christmas just around the corner, what's your favourite christmas themed joke?"

"[g/friends dad] ""who in your opinion is the greatest football player of all time?"" Me - [say a real name say a real name] ""Football Man"""