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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctor and says; Patient: wow, this has to be the smallest doctor's office in the world. Doctor: Get the f*** out of here! I'm taking a shit!"

"Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !"

"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry."

"Honey, we should really think about becoming parents. I mean, we've already had the kids."

"Fedoras most likely. Two hats are on a hat rack in a hallway. One says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on ahead.'"

"SECURITY GUARD: ""Sir, I have to check all backpacks"" ME: ""ok"" *opens backpack* *its full of hundreds of tiny backpacks*"

"I think that Stephen Hawking is a con man.... My sister is in a wheelchair and she's as thick as shit!"

"I told my son about the bird's and the bee's... And he told me about my wife and the butcher."

"Q:What is the population of Antarctica A: All white."