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Joke of the Day
"If you play jazz backwards, you get slightly better jazz."
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"All the good Liam Neeson jokes are Taken."
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"Me: this doesn't seem right Dentist: u know on tv when they say 9/10 dentists M: yeah D: im the one *he resumes hitting my teeth w/ a comb*"
"I once fell in love with an encyclopedia. I was completely in-fact-uated."
"Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!"
"Watch it bro, your mouth's writing checks your body can't cash. Because you write really sloppy with the pen in your mouth. Seriously, wtf?"
"A man turns to another and says: ""sitting here is almost as bad as being drunk"" the second man, confused, asks ""How bad can being drunk be?"" the first responds, ""Try asking a glass of water"""
"You know that amazing feeling you get after kissing a woman? of course you don't."
"What do you call a guy from China who is confused? Disoriented."