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Joke of the Day
"Tattoos tell a story, like tribal tattoos tell a story of a guy that wears sunglasses indoors."
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"ATTN: I'm looking for a new girlfriend Are you: 1. Between the age of 11-69? 2. Mostly female? 3. Trained to poop outside? DM for details"
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"[first date] ME: I'm from a broken home. HIM: When did your parents divorce? ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed."
"Mother Teresa walks into a bar"
"*Receives good, solid, sound advice. *Does exact opposite."
"Guys I need your opinion on this joke! David Cameron"
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"*wears an ""Only God Can Judge Me"" t-shirt to court*"