191970
Joke of the Day
"Guys I need your opinion on this joke! David Cameron"
Next Joke
"What's a man's idea of a balanced diet? Beer in each hand!"
"A termite walks into a bar and asks: ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together? Poverty."
"I think the lady at the movies is ""shushing"" me, but I can't tell because I'm eating Doritos."
"What do stoners ride to school? The cannibus"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? (snicker) *You don't know?*"
"How do you sink a French battleship? Put it in water."
"People say I shouldn't have bought so many books about the Nazis But I was only obeying Borders."
"Why does LeBron James wear high socks? His Cavs can't handle the Heat"