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Joke of the Day
"*Receives good, solid, sound advice. *Does exact opposite."
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"Arabs are so rich..... They lit whole fkin hotel on fire to celebrate new year"
"What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea? Nigeria"
"Why don't the blind bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out."
"My husband had to sign a form stating he understands his mother's cremation is nonreversible. I weep for our species."
"I bet the butcher he couldn't reach the beef on the top shelf, but he saidthe steaks were too high."
"A girl asked me for sex yesterday. I had to disappoint her. We had sex."
"Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies to bring back to bed and now it makes complete sense."
"Waiter: Is Pepsi ok? Pepsi: I'm fine."