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Joke of the Day
"*Receives good, solid, sound advice. *Does exact opposite."
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"The price of oil has dropped so far that... Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen."
"I was going to tell you a gay joke butt fuck it"
"Im getting tired of the book ""Life of Pi."" It never ends."
"Conan refuses to accept a 12:05 Tonight Show. NBC says he can't leave. I'm just waiting for Obama to say Leno is a ""jackass""."
"Dear makers of Axe 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner & body wash, I have no desire to buy your crap. I'm holding out until it's also a car wax."
"a girl to her mother: Mom! I was stopped at a red light and got hit by a car! --oh no! who rear-ended you? lots of guys, mom! But can we go back to talking about my accident please?"
"Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.....or you're taking shit from some asshole."
"Whats so special about ""demon cats""? Aren't all cats pure evil?"
"Where will the Womens World Cup final be held? Kitchen Stadium"