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Joke of the Day

"My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell ""ARF, ARF"" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth"

"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but the light bulb really has to want to change."

"Me getting kicked out of my feminist group was all just a big misterunderstanding."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"

"Where do holy men sleep? Monk beds."

"What's the mating call of a sorority girl? O My GOd! I am so drunk."

"The best thing about Twitter is that I can reveal my deepest and darkest secrets and you dumbasses think I'm joking."

"How do I like my eggs? Umm in a cake."

"Nobody told jokes in the USSR... Because in Soviet Russia, jokes tell you."