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Joke of the Day
"""The first million is the hardest"" - Adolf Hitler"
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"Juicy J What did Juicy J say when he cummed all over his legs? Jizz on mah feet, yeah, Jizz on mah feet.."
"Pork is awesome, but it's best when used as a verb."
"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels [source](http://i.imgur.com/LXADoFR.jpg)"
"I prefer masturbating with coconut oil as opposed to lotion It just cums naturally."
"Mary's doctor told her she was allergic to latex ""Oh no, I'm so fucked!"" She responded, shocked at the news ""I'm afraid not."" said the doctor as he left with a grin."
"What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."
"At least the English rugby team doesn't have a flight home of shame..."
"In honor of St. Patrick's Day... Three Irishmen walk out of a bar."
"My misery loves vodka, and hates company."