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Joke of the Day
"Me getting kicked out of my feminist group was all just a big misterunderstanding."
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"I don't need feimsm i like my men to be REAL MEN! the worst day of my life was when i realised i had mistakenly married a big bag of oranges"
"Girls always think i'm ugly until they look into my wallet then they think i'm ugly and poor"
"I would tell you a joke about anal sex... Butt fuck it."
"How do you know it's time to do the dishes? Look in your pants, if you see a penis, it's not time yet."
"When the devil buys your soul he makes you sign a contract because even though he is pure evil he has an unshakable respect for tort law."
"What do you call 1 white guy with 500 black guys The warden"
"My brother kept increasing his entropy while intoxicated... He was arrested for being drunk and disorderly."
"I have a knock-knock joke for you... but you have to start it."
"How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!"