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Joke of the Day
"Me getting kicked out of my feminist group was all just a big misterunderstanding."
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"Never fall in love with a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"IAmA hot dog cart owner, AMA my weiner!"
"*pays $20 for deluxe car wash* *hits roughly 3,287,998 bugs during 2 mile drive home*"
"*Gandalf rollerblades into the club* ""YO DJ PLAY SOME DIRTY DUBSTE-- *slips on a drink & lands flat on face* ""SCRAP THAT CALL AN AMBULANCE"
"What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass"
"Why are feminists bad cashiers? They can't make change."
"Wives are like hurricanes They're wet and wild to begin with, but when they leave they take everything"
"I recently started my new job at the zoo circumcizing elephants... The pay isn't great, but the tips are huge."