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Joke of the Day

"How do I like my eggs? Umm in a cake."

"""Haha you flinched"" ""No crap, you almost hit me in the face!"""

"My sheep friends asked me to find them some drugs so I went to the local animal dealer... Pablo Escobaaaaaa"

"Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to ""iron"" then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? ....Dr Dre."

"Danger is my middle name. First name: Avoid. Last name: At-All-Costs-Like-A-Total-Pussy"

"Golfer: ""This golf is a funny game."" Caddy: ""It's not supposed to be."""

"Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for 1 day, to see how it is to hang out with me.."

"Traffic on Good Friday How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon? Cross traffic doesn't stop."

"SHENG WANG: FUN AT THE PARK Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."