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Joke of the Day
"What's the mating call of a sorority girl? O My GOd! I am so drunk."
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"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, all the grils have fled, so with [this](http://i.imgur.com/jKdoV69.jpg) I'll just have to make do."
"Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist? Because flashing gives them seizures."
"What is agitated buy joyful? A washing machine"
"The girl saw he had big hands and big feet... She thinks it over a minute, and invites herself to his house for the night. As she's leaving, she says ""Well, two out of three ain't bad!"""
"What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!"
"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."
"Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your parents."
"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light."