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Joke of the Day
"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"
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"My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."
"Yogi Berra has officially gone home. But he should have gone to 1st for the force out. Rip yogi Berra."
"*goes in bank with finger guns* This is a robbery! ""no one'll take you seriously-"" *switches to double barrel finger guns* ""do what he says"""
"Sometimes I'm so pessimistic, I feel like a German vegetarian I'm always fearing the wurst"
"A dick has a sad life His hair is a mess His family is nuts His neighbour is an asshole And, his owner beats him."
"If Edward Snowden worked at a grocery market.. *Loudspeaker* Paging Mr. Edward Snowden, Mr. Ed Snowden Constitutional breech on isle 1 & 4 Will Mr. Snowden please inform the public accordingly"
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer testicals they're under a buck."
"The doctors tested a man to see if he was gay. He passed with flying colors."
"A friend is like a car I dont have one"