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"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"
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"Black people play 2k, then go to them gym and start trying to be like Kobe. White people play Call of Duty, then go to school and try to go on a 25-kill streak."
"A group of detectives did an investigation into the iPhone 7 They didn't find jack."
"A fellow worker just sent an all office memo: ""Has anyone seen my screwdriver? I really need my screwdriver!"" I wrote back: ""Meet me at the tool bar. I'll buy you a double."""
"New friend: want 2 go tanning w/me tmrw? Me: ok. sounds fun. idk where 2 get cowhides. do u?"
"I really hate it when my gay friends joke about docking... It really gets under my skin."
"How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus? Because it's always ten-to-cool time..."
"So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's... And says, ""Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."""
"Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says ""Oh no she didn't!"", she in fact, did."
"Why didn't the melons get married? They were cantaloupes. ;)"