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Joke of the Day
"My grandpa has a heart of a lion... ... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
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"Sam Allardyce is a disgrace and needs to be punished, humiliated and made an example of... Therefore he should continue as England Manager"
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out."
"""Expose yourself to Art"" they said ""Art will tase you and call the cops on you"" they didn't say"
"What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte"
"I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow? #badpickuplines"
"I think my life is a Saturday Night Live sketch. It began with promise, but now it's going nowhere and the last half sucks."
"It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It'll be me laughing at an inappropriate time."
"Why did the semen cross the road? because I put the wrong sock on this morning... :("
"If your joints pop, snap, and crack when you move your not old... Your just crispy. "