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Joke of the Day
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out."
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"When a knight in armour was killed in battle what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !"
"Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it."
"I hate all the political correctness in recent years. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal, would you please go paint that fence over there?"""
"I saw a naked black man in a tree today He was well hung"
"What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !"
"Dear Parents, Don't tell your little girl ""He's only mean to you because he likes you."" and wonder why she only dates assholes when she's older."
"Women seem to want security. At least that's what they yell whenever I approach them."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Strap a steak to the ceiling"