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Joke of the Day
"It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It'll be me laughing at an inappropriate time."
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"I'm not just pms-ing. I'm ovary acting."
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"Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch someone. With a shovel. On the side of the head."
"[my 1st day at press conference sign language translator job I lied on my resume to get] ME: *does Madonna's Vogue choreography for 45 min*"
"*pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*"
"Do what you love and you'll never work a day of your life... Thats why I got a degree in gender studies"
"What did the submissive Native American woman say while having sex? ""Permission Tecumseh?"""
"I could tell you a joke about a plane... But it'll probably go over your head..."