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Joke of the Day

"""Expose yourself to Art"" they said ""Art will tase you and call the cops on you"" they didn't say"

"God must be a woman Because just like my wife, she's always right"

"Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? Because they have a common enemy"

"Cooking two tortillas at the same time like some kind of Mexican DJ."

"I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question."

"I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting."

"What question must always be answered ""Yes""? ""What does Y-E-S spell?"""

"Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got the gas bill"

"How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair? You flip it upside down."

"I don't like my hands I always keep them at arm's length"