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Joke of the Day
"I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow? #badpickuplines"
Next Joke
"There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus It's a Messiah Complex"
"I tried to make my password beefstew But it wasn't stroganoff"
"I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*"
"So a roman walks into a bar Lifts two fingers and say ""five beers, please"""
"What's the only mammal that can breathe under ice? An elephant hiding in your fridge"
"What do you call a gay jewish man A heblew"
"Whos the funniest disney princess? raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely.."
"So Mary and Joseph finally consummate the marriage Joe checks the sheets, turns to Mary and says, ""You really expect me to believe God broke your hymen?"""
"[restaurant] WAITER: And to drink? ME: I'll have a coke and a pepsi. WAITER: Is pep...um...Is cok...ok...Is...I...what.. *waiter spontaneously combusts*"