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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte"
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"What's gay unless you're Chinese? A bro-job."
"Manager Cracks a Joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy. Manager asks "" Didn't you understand the joke "". The guy replies "" I resigned yesterday """
"What did the Mancunian abortion doctor say to the fetus? ""Don't look back in hanger"""
"Me: Gonna go see Gym. Friend: You mean go to the gym? Me: No, Gym is Geoff's brother."
"I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets."
"How do you piss off a transgender? I'm sure the title will be enough to do it."
"I almost hit a deer tonight. But then he took back what he said about my mom and we hugged it out. Back to having zero haters, feels good."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years"
"linuxmint 13 or 15 question why does 13 have lts and not newer versions?"