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Joke of the Day

"When I was growing up I never knew what I wanted to be, now that I'm older I know that it's younger."

"[freezing huddled around fire] Dont worry I brought blankets to keep us warm *throws blankets on fire* that should last a good half hour"

"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"

"I was drinking gin for the first time when I realized... I'm not supposed to lose my ginity until I'm married"

"The roads must have been full of Communists... I kept hitting reds on the way home."

"How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!"

"On the Mexican side of the US-Mexico border, there are guards. On the US side, there are trampolines."

"I hate father in laws So I only date black girls"

"I'm disappointed. I check reddit after last night's episode of TWD *SPOILER* and I don't see a single joke about Bob's Burgers."

"I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit... ...They caught me poaching eggs."