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Joke of the Day

"I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit... ...They caught me poaching eggs."

"Ted Cruz has aborted his campaign ..but I say he should be forced to carry it to full term"

"Near-beer is like going down on your sister.. It may taste the same, but it aint right."

"Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747 Concorde and F-16!"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"

"The sign down the highway said ""Don't be a turkey, don't text and drive"" They misspelled vegetable."

"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls!"

"Act now to enjoy a false sense of urgency!"

"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to drink 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own tea pee"