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Joke of the Day
"I hate father in laws So I only date black girls"
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"What do you call a midget psychic that escaped prison? A small medium at large"
"I give it 6 months before Banksy does a graffiti of the statue of liberty with the snapchat dogface filter on it"
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"What animal brings the most boys to the yard? The [milk snake](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_snake)"
"I think my penis is sick!!! I was playing with him this morning and he threw-up in my hand."
"What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"Two men walk into a bar. you think the second one would have seen it."
"Which is the oldest animal? Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white."
"Walmart's hair salon doesn't charge extra to cut a live bat out of your hair."