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Joke of the Day
"Where there are 4 irishmen.... You always find a 5th"
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"What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? They unzip."
"Note down the number please. A person was riding on a horse, He Jumped the red light, a cop whistles' person lifts the tail of horse and says, ""Note down the number please."""
"TIFU trying to have sex and it went horribly wrong. 1 simple trick to make it to reddits front page."
"How is a hurricane like a marriage? At the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it's over your house is gone."
"The best thing about going on a date with a sarcastic person is that no matter what happens they're going to tell you they had a great time."
"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then he turned her off. Then he turned her on again."
"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups with change in it at me I get it, you have more money than me so stop showing off"
"(really fucked up joke) How do you say happiness in German? Auschwitz"
"My friends and I are having a body-part pun contest. The game is afoot!"