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Joke of the Day

"On the Mexican side of the US-Mexico border, there are guards. On the US side, there are trampolines."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!"

"Cars Why do lazy people only drive automatics? Because they're shiftless."

"Would you like to hear an original joke about Anal Beads...? Well, if you're lucky, later on in the night I might try to slip one in..."

"I'd rather see a guy with a machete walking towards me than someone with a clipboard."

"The scene in lady and the tramp but as our lips meet I carry on sucking. You feel the pasta travel back up your throat. My pasta My. Pasta"

"How many antisocial guys does it take to change a flat tire? Fuck you!"

"3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet."

"What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? The KFC Drive-thru line."

"My GF's anti aging cream went bad. HOW DOES ANTI AGING CREAM HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE?!"