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Joke of the Day

"I'm disappointed. I check reddit after last night's episode of TWD *SPOILER* and I don't see a single joke about Bob's Burgers."

"Him: God you smell good, what is that? Me: chicken nuggets"

"Anybody here named Jeff? Jeff: Yes Geoff: Yeos"

"i get sad for like an hour and then happy for 5 minutes and then sad for another hour and then happy for 3 minutes omg break ups r real hard"

"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it taste great"

"At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go!"

"What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand? A microwave."

"What are some pros of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus"

"Nice shoes They really stand out"

"I need some advice What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning? I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off"