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Joke of the Day

"The roads must have been full of Communists... I kept hitting reds on the way home."

"What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin? Jello-us"

"Don't let a Chromosome get you down One of my personal favorites."

"If Batman gets to use a piece of Kryptonite against Superman, Superman should get to use a piece of Batman's parents. Fair is fair."

"Why did the bicycle fall down? because it was two-tired."

"I used to go out with a girl who had a wooden leg. Everything went smoothly, then I broke it off."

"What do you get when you drop a Piano on an army base? A flat major."

"The word ""beard"" comes from an old Latin phrase meaning ""sit on my face"""

"It's Election Eve, Not Election and Steve!"

"Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999. Get a ride home from my Mom after I make out with some 14-year-olds."