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Joke of the Day
"Why do politians hate the term ""mudslinging""? They don't want to get their hands dirty."
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"The Bank of America app randomly disappeared off my phone and now I'm wondering how much money I spent last night."
"*feels comfortable* comfortable: *slaps hand away*"
"People who tweet in riddles need to know I'm not Batman."
"None of the women liked Richard William Soft He's Dick Willy Soft"
"Who is a Project Manager? Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month."
"Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row."