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"What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar"
"spit your drink at the person sitting across from you and tell them it's because you were laughing at this."
"I once went down on a girl without knowing she was on her period Boy was my face red."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P."
"If you play connect-the-dots with the stains on my shirt, it reveals a picture of a grown man who needs to use a bib."
"Why is the mathematician mad? Because he's a calcul-hater."
"Who let the dogs out? Bitches."
"Whose elbows are ashier than everyone else's? The Jews."
"How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome? You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home."