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"what's the most impressive thing about tom cruise performing his own stunts? he does it in heels"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape? Elephant grape sine theta"
"Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend."
"Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section."
"My girlfriend is a pornstar She is going to be very pissed when she finds out."
"In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say ""No Trespassing""."
"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors."
"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There's no dental records and all the DNA matches"
"Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? In France, one egg is un oeuf"