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Joke of the Day

"Who is a Project Manager? Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month."

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"Hot Pringles in your area want you to jam your whole fist in their cans."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream? A: Wet feet."
"What's the difference between Arabs and Americans? American kids come home from boyscouts"
"She was only a fishmonger's daughter .. .. but she'd slap it on a slab and shout ""Fillet!"""
"Why did God invent men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn"
"What do you call a gay author? ...a fabulous fabulist. Thank you, I'll be here all night."
"""Stop texting me. If I wanted to go on the second date, I wouldn't have stolen all your jewelry."""
"There are 3 type of peole in this world... Those who know how to count and those who do not know."
"It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as I do in a day."