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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino Elephino"
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"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."
"""Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..."" - condescending con descending"
"Why do men die before their wives? - They want to."
"What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team? Alley-oop Akbar"
"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded. What in the hell do they put in butterflys?"
"Stop letting your dogs piss on fire hydrants. Some of us use those for parkour."
"I drafted 1984 Madonna and a meatball sub for my fantasy football team. Hey, it's my fantasy."
"What's a blonde with a shotgun in wheat field? .. A cereal killer !"
"Super soakers are like training wheels for black kids in the hood."