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Joke of the Day
"People who tweet in riddles need to know I'm not Batman."
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"*snorts a line of powdered milk* God damn it feels good to be healthy"
"If you woke up and couldn't remember the night before and your ass hurt real bad would you tell anyone? Want to go camping?"
"Did you hear about the French chef that committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."
"this is ur brain *an egg* this is drugs *a frying pan* this is ur brain on drugs *egg & frying pan wearing sunglasses*"
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To go to the toilets, where all the cocks hang out"
"My wife wanted a Christmas tree in every room But I said no way that's overkill. So we compromised and now there's a Christmas tree in every room."
"What does no one want but will always take Refugees"
"Trump for president! There will be hell toupee"
"Your Bio says you like music. That's amazing. Seems like everybody else around here hates music. Kindred spirits, you and I."