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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row."
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"The guy who invented predictive text died last night... his funfair is next monkey"
"SexyButtPotato So somebody has been uploading my nudes from when I was a teen... Makes me mildly uncomfortable. http://imgur.com/5Gd9VUI"
"My girlfriend got a dog, ""Missy."" She messes inside a lot though, especially if I show too much attention to the dog."
"The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone."
"What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons? Helmets and Spades. Tee hee."
"Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos."
"I saw Adele at the train station the other day on the other platform She said 'hello from the other side'"
"How did the bird get his bluetooth to work? He had to parrot."
"Hype for the Major release of Star Wars vii. I hope it hasn't diminished in quality."