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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row."
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"There used to be 9 planets, just like there used to be 9 members of Wu-Tang, but then ODB died so they had to kick Pluto out of the group."
"2 weeks sober. I'm 2 weeks Sober, Unintentionally. Now I'm sitting here wondering why good things happen, to bad people."
"what jerk ever looked at a hamburger and thought ""you know what this needs? A nice, soft, warm piece of lettuce."""
"Studies show That 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy"
"Raising children takes a village, preferably one with many vineyards."
"You really are the cat's pajamas, and by that I mean you're a stupid idea."
"Did you ever ask your parents what went wrong, people named Lasagna?"
"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll."
"I thought I share this gem What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man? .....Leave the plunger in the toilet!"