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Joke of the Day
"I donate money to single mothers going to nursing school... One dollar at a time."
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"I think my cat might be a communist... Mao...Mao...Mao...Mao..."
"ARMY WIVES SUNDAYS AT 11 ON LIFETIME. IT'S NOT TV. IT'S NOT HBO. IT'S NOT FX. IT'S NOT EVEN WE. IT'S LIFETIME. WHAT, LIKE YOU'RE SO GREAT?"
"Freezing bananas before they go bad is a great tip I learned 6 months ago. Now I have a freezer full of bananas"
"A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today. My maternal instincts have never been so confused."
"What do you call a clock you wear on your belt? A waist of time"
"They say a woman's work is never done... Maybe that's why they get paid less than men."
"- Do you have photos of your girlfriend naked? -No. - Do you want some?"
"What do you call a group of white people A group you racist"
"F**k censorship"